A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.

一位女士打开冰箱门，发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上，就问它：“你在那里做什么？”

The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"

兔子回答：“这是Westinghouse对不对？”（Westinghouse，西屋电气公司）

The lady confirmed, "Yes."

女士确认道：“没错。”

"Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."

兔子说：“那就对了，我就是要往西边去。”

Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?

兔子：你确信这瓶特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的病？

Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.

医生：当然咯，凡是喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的。

Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?

兔宝宝：妈咪，我是从哪儿来的呢？

Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

兔妈妈：等你长大点再告诉你。

Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.

兔宝宝：噢妈咪，现在就告诉我吧，求您了。

Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.

兔妈妈：如果你一定要知道，那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的。