英语“冷笑话”两则
(1)My Sister's Fingers Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don't see any bandages. Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail. 我妹妹的手指头 老师：凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了? 凯温：对不起，老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。 老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀? 凯温：噢，砸的不是我的'手指头，我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。 (2)The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen! 新西兰的气候 老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样? 马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。 老师：错了。 马修：可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。 ps: 新做一个网站：名言佳句： https://quotes.go2live.cn/, 请君欣赏。