搞笑有趣的英语笑话
预算超标的小偷 Caught stealing A shoplifter(商店扒手) was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook(骗子,坏蛋) looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend." 一个小偷在一家珠宝店企图偷走一只手表的.时候被当场擒获。“听着,”小偷说,“我知道你们也不想惹麻烦。我把这只表买下,然后我们就当什么也没发生,你看怎样?” 经理表示同意,然后列了一张售货单。小偷看着单子说道:“这比我最初的预算稍稍高了一点,你们还有没有便宜一点儿东西。" 提醒 Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "Forgot we were coming, didn't you?" I teased. "Are you kidding?" he replied, "Why else would I have bothered to clean?" 我们的儿子是密歇根州阿尔马大学的新生,开学几个星期之后,我和丈夫决定去看看他。我特意提前给他打电话,“提醒”他我们将光临。但是当我们来到宿舍时,他的房间凌乱不堪,我非常吃惊。“忘了我们要来,是吧?”我取笑他。 “开什么玩笑?”,他回答说,“要不我凭什么费神打扫?” 钱和朋友 Money and friends A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. 甲:你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要? 乙:当然是朋友。 甲:为什么? 乙:我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱。类似笑话
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