英语笑话小短文the cat

　　笑话是一种简单的艺术语言，它能排解我们的不开心，以下是小编整理的小短文the cat，欢迎阅读。

　　篇一：英语笑话小短文the cat

　　An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.

　　Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."

　　一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的.嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。

　　于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。”

　　篇二：英语笑话小短文the cat

　　At the police department, the phone rang. “Hallo, hallo!”

　　the policeman answered. “I’ve lost my cat!”

　　And the policeman said, “I’m sorry, sir,

　　that’s not the job of the police. We’re too busy!”

　　The person said, “But you don’t understand. This is a very

　　intelligent cat! He’s almost human; he can practically talk!”

　　So the policeman said, “Then you’d better hang up.

　　He might be trying to call you!”

　　警察局的电话响了，警察接起电话说：「喂!喂!」

　　「我的猫不见了!」警察说：「先生，很抱歉!

　　这不是警察的职责，我们太忙了!」

　　对方说：「但是你不了解，这是一只很聪明的猫，

　　他几乎像人一样可以说话!」于是警察说道：

　　「那你最好挂断电话，他可能正试着打电话给你!」