初中英语小笑话

初中英语小笑话

　　初中英语一：

　　Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?

　　Mom: No, Honey, what?

　　Kate: A nice teapot.

　　Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.

　　Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.

　　初中英语小笑话二：

　　Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.Don't you know you

　　are wasting time?

　　Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?

　　初中英语小笑话三：

　　"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

　　"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

　　"No, but I am always thirsty!"