十万个冷笑话英语

　　英语一：

　　A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. “When I was first married，I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop，and my little dog would race around barking，and my wife would bring me my slippers.Now everything's changed.When I come home，my dog brings me my slippers，and my wife barks at me.” “I don't know what you're complaining about，”said the counselor.“You're still getting the same service.”

　　十万个冷笑话英语二：

　　“I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs，”said the lady to her husband.“But something's been bothering me for days.” “So?” said the husband.“Tell me all about it.” “You got a letter last Friday，”the lady said.“It was perfumed.It was in a girl's handwriting.I saw you oped it：you broke into a sweat.You turned white.Your hands trembled…For goodness'sake，who was it from and what did it say?” “Oh，that，”said the husband.“I decided it was best for both of us not to talk about it at the time.” “For heaven's sake，”screamed the woman.“Tell me who it was from and what it said.” “Okay，”said the husband.“It was from your dress shop.It said you owe them$740.00.”

　　十万个冷笑话英语三：

　　Mr.Green went to Germany，because he had some work there.He came back last Monday，and his young wife met him at the airport.They walked to their car and passed a tall，pretty air hostess.Mr.Green said to her，“Goodbye，Miss Harris，” and the air hostess smiled and said“Goodbye” too. Mrs.Green stopped and looked at the air hostess.Then she said to her husband，“How did you know her name?” “That was easy，”answered Mr.Green.“The names of the captain and all the crew were on a piece of paper in front of our sests.” “What was the name of the captain?”Mrs.Green asked with a smile. Mr.Green laughed and answered，“I don't remember any of the other names.”