笑料十足新鲜英语笑话3则

　　大脑袋 Big Head

　　"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."

　　"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

　　"Where's the shopping bag?"

　　"I haven't got one, use your hat."

　　“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”

　　“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的.脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”

　　“购物袋在哪?”

　　“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

　　他曾发誓要死 He Swore to Die

　　If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die.

　　She refused him.

　　Sixty years later, he died.

　　如果你不答应嫁给我，他发誓，我就要去死。

　　她拒绝了他。

　　六十年后，他死了。

　　他就要死了吗? Is he dying?

　　Is he dying?

　　A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.

　　Cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. Sure, came the reply, but he only gave me ten.

　　他就要死了吗?

　　一个男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流泪。一个朋友走进来问他为何如此伤心。那人哭着说：刚才医生告诉我，在我的余生里都要吃这些药片。

　　他的朋友很轻松地指出，许多人一辈子每天都要吃药。当然，男人回答说：但是他只给了我十片。