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Compliments 恭维话
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2024-12-10 01:00:00

Compliments 恭维话

  "Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I've just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched(卑鄙的), rude boy!"

  "I was nice to her, Mum, really I was!" protested the youth.

  "I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance."

  "Did you, indeed?" said his mother grimly, "And what exactly did you say?"

  "I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I've ever danced with!"

 

  “拉里,你过来!”妈妈放下电话后生气地说,“我刚才接到哈里森夫人地电话,她告诉我你在昨晚的学校舞会上对多丽丝行为不好,你可耻,粗鲁!”

  “妈妈,我对她很好,真的!”小伙子不服气地说。“当我和她跳舞时我还说了一句恭维她的话。”

  “你真的'这么做的吗?”妈妈严厉地问。“你的原话是怎么说的?”

  “我说,啊呀,多丽丝,你比跟我跳过舞的任何胖姑娘出汗都少!”

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