搞怪英语翻译笑话

　　

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1. -May I date you tonight?“今晚我能约你吗?”

　　-You may! “你妹!”

　　

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2. This book is written by Susan. 这本书描写的是白素贞。

　　

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3.Good night! 黑得漂亮!....

　　

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4.翻译：Shawn， I'm stay crying。

　　学霸：肖恩，我无法停止哭泣;

　　学渣：肖恩，我一直在哭;

　　笑点君：秀恩爱，死得快。

 

　　我没睡着

　　When a group of women got on the car, every seatwas already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to beasleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said:"Wake up, sir!"

　　"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

　　"Not asleep? But you had your eyesclosed."

　　"I know. I just hate to look at ladiesstanding up beside me in a crowded car."

　　当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒!”

　　“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

　　“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”

　　“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”