笑破你的肚子 爆笑英语笑话

　　

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1.An old man was laying on his death bed. He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled chocolate chip cookies. He loved chocolate chip cookies more than anything else in the world. With his last bit of energy, he pulled himself out of bed, across the floor, and to the stairs. Then down the stairs and into the kitchen. There his wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. As he reached for one, he got SMACKED across the back of his hand by the wooden spoon his wife was holding. "Leave them alone!" she said, "They're for the funeral!"

　　老人躺在床上，只能再活几个小时了。突然，他闻到了巧克力块曲奇的味道，他最爱吃这种饼干了。用他最后一点力气，老人翻下床，爬到楼梯那，下楼到了厨房。他老伴正在做巧克力块曲奇。他拿了一块，这时手背被他老伴用木勺打了一下，“放下，”她说，“这是葬礼上用的!”

　　

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2.On a trip to Disney World in Florida,

　　my husband and I and our two children

　　devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction.

　　After three exhausting days,

　　we headed for home.

　　As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Good-bye, Mickey."

　　Our daughter waved and said, "Good-bye, Minnie."

　　My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, "Good-bye, Money."

　　一次，我和丈夫以及两个孩子前往位于佛罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园旅游,我们全身心地陶醉在它的各种充满吸引力的奇观中。

　　筋疲力尽地玩了三天后，我们要回家了。

　　当我们驾车离开时，儿子挥着手说：“再见了，米奇。”

　　女儿也挥着手说，“再见了，米妮。”

　　丈夫也有气无力地挥了挥手，说：“再见了，美元。”