精选2则英语笑话

　　Why me lord 主啊为什么是我

　　A man was wandering around in a field ,

　　有名男子在田野里徘徊

　　thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her,

　　心里想着他的老婆对他有多么好，他多么幸运拥有她。

　　He asked God,"Why did you make her so kind hearted?"

　　他问上帝：“你为什么要把她造得这么心地善良?”

　　The Lord responded,"So you could love her ,my son."

　　主响应说：“我儿 呀，这样你就会爱她呀。”

　　"Why did you make her so good looking?"

　　“你为什么要把她造得这么貌美呢?”

　　"So you could love her,my son ."

　　“我儿呀，这样你就会爱她呀。”

　　"Why did you make her such a good cook?"

　　“你为什么要把她造成一个很会做饭菜的人呢?”

　　"So you could love her,my son."

　　“我儿呀，这样你就会爱她呀。”

　　The man thought about this.

　　这名男子想了一下这件事。

　　Then he said ," I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything,but,why did you make her sostupid? "

　　然后他说:“我并不是有意好像我不知好歹，或是什么的,可是，你为什么把她造得这么笨?”

　　"So she could love you,my son."

　　“ 我儿呀，这样她就会爱你呀。”

　　骗子 Liar,Liar

　　A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband wasmissing.

　　老婆与隔壁邻居到警察局报案 说她的.老公失踪了。

　　The policeman asked her for a description.

　　警察要求，她形容一下。

　　She said,"He is 35 years old,6 feet 4 inches,has dark eyes,dark wavy hair,an athleticbuild,weighs 185 pounds,is soft-spoken ,and is good to the children."

　　她说：“他三十五岁，六尺四寸，黑眼睛，波浪状的深色头发;体格健壮，体重185磅，说话很轻，而且对小孩子很好。”

　　The next-door neighbor protested,

　　隔壁邻居期提出反驳说：

　　"Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches,chubby,bald,has a big mouth,and is mean to your children."

　　“你老公五尺四寸，胖嘟嘟 的，秃头，有一个太嘴巴，而且对你的小孩很刻薄。”

　　The wife replied,"Yes,but who wants"THIS KIND OF STUFF"back?"