英语笑话带翻译300字

　　带翻译300字一：

　　Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.

　　Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!

　　牙医：请不要再叫了，我都还没有挨着你的牙齿啊!

　　病人：但是，亲，你可知道，你踩到我脚了!!!

　　英语笑话带翻译300字二：

　　A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. "I don't understand," He said, "Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"

　　The husband explained, "Well, you see, we wanted to wait until the children died."

　　有一个丈夫和妻子都是91岁，他们站在法官面前，要求离婚。“我不明白，”法官说，“你们为什么到了这把年纪还要离婚?”

　　丈夫解释道：“嗯，你是知道的，我们想要等到孩子们都死了。”

　　英语笑话带翻译300字三：

　　Life is cruel to men. When they are born, their mothers get the compliments and flowers. When they are married, their brides get the presents and publicity. And when they die, their wives get the insurance.

　　生命对于男人来说是残酷的'。当他们出生的时候，他们的母亲得到恭维及鲜花。当他们结婚时，他们的新娘得到礼物并出尽风头。而当他们死时，他们的妻子得到保险金。