超级搞笑英语笑话带翻译

　　总是有些时候莫名其妙的不开心，心情不佳的时候就会办什么都不在状态，你会这样么?这里小编收集整理了超级搞笑带翻译，让你的心情速速好起来。

　　超级搞笑英语笑话带翻译一：

　　"Please be gentle with me, darling," said the bride on her wedding night, "I'm a virgin. "

　　“请对我温柔一些，亲爱的!”新婚之夜新娘对新郎说道。“我是个处女。”

　　"You're a virgin?" exclaimed her husband with surprise.

　　“你是个处女?”她丈夫吃惊地叫道，

　　"But you've been married three times. "

　　“可是你已经结过三次婚了啊。”

　　"That's true. dear; but my first husband was an artist and he just wanted to look at my body;

　　“没错，亲爱的，可是我的第一任丈夫是位艺术家，他只想看我的身体。

　　my second husband was in advertising, and he would only tell me how great it was going to be;

　　我的第二任丈夫从事广告业，而他只是告诉我那件事会有多美好。

　　and my third husband was a lawyer, and would always say, ”I'll get back to you next week. ,"

　　我的第三任丈夫是位律师，他总是说：‘下星期我就回来看你。”

　　超级搞笑英语笑话带翻译二：提醒信(中英)

　　In the veterinary office where I’m a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes , in fact that’s why we' re here，”she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in because of our reminder.

　　我是一家兽医站的技师。当动物到了该注射疫苗的时候，我们就寄出提醒信。一条德国牧羊犬布鲁诺来做每年一次的狂犬疫苗注射。依照州立法律的要求，我们问他的主人，在过去的十天里布鲁诺是否咬了什么人。“噢，是的，实际上这也是我们到这里来的原因。”她回答说。我觉得奇怪，告诉她我们以为他们是因为收到了提醒信才来的。

　　"We did,” she explained. "Bruno bit the mail carrier who was delivering your card.”

　　“的确如此，”她解释说。“布鲁诺咬了你们送提醒信的'邮递员。”

　　超级搞笑英语笑话带翻译三：认错

　　ohn is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.

　　约翰并不是个“好”学生。他总是在上课的时候睡觉。今天他又睡着了。

　　“John!” Teacher says angrily.

　　“约翰!”老师生气地喊他。

　　“What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.

　　“什么?出什么事了?”约翰醒了。

　　“Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.

　　“你为什么要做鬼脸?这是教室!看看!同学们都在笑!”老师生气地说。

　　“No one is laughing.” Other students whisper.

　　“没有人在笑呀。”其他同学小声地嘀咕。

　　“No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.

　　“不，不是我。我没有做鬼脸。刚才我睡着了。”约翰感到不安。

　　“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfiedwith it.

　　“嗯，还不错。你承认自己的错误，还是个好孩子。”老师为此感到满意。

　　超级搞笑英语笑话带翻译四：优缺点(中英)

　　"This house,”said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad point. To show you I' m honest, I'm going to tell yon about the disadvantages一there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north.”

　　“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点是—在南面隔一个街区的地方有一家化工厂，在北面隔一个街区的地方有一家屠宰场。”

　　"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.

　　“那么长处呢?”欲购房的人问道。

　　"The good thing about it,” said the a-gent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing.”

　　“它的好处，”代理人说道，“就是，你总能分辨风是从哪边吹过来的。”