英语笑话精选2015

　　精选2015一：

　　haring the Apples

　　Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.

　　So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.

　　Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I’d have given you the large one and had the small one myself.

　　Well, said Harry, that’s what you’ve got, so what are you worrying about?

　　英语笑话精选2015二：

　　On his deathbed poor Lubin lies;

　　His spouse is in despair;

　　With frequent sobs and mutual cries;

　　They both express their care.

　　A different cause，says Parson Sly，

　　The same effect may give：

　　Poor Lubin fears that he may die ;

　　His wife，that he may live.

　　英语笑话精选2015三：

　　A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his pocket.

　　His was a sad case，said the attendant.Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man.

　　Terrible，said a visitor.

　　Presently they came to a padded cell，in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast.

　　That's the other man，said the attendant.