英语笑话故事3篇

　　一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。装作生意很忙的样子，拿起电话胡吹乱侃。他终于挂了电话，问来访的人，有事儿嘛?那个人回答，我是来给你安装电话的'。更多尽在应届毕业生笑话网。

 

　　What a big deal

　　What a big deal：A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office.

　　A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

　　Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. Can I help you? The man said, Sure. I've come to install the phone.

 

　　一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天，他坐在办公室里，看到有一个人在外面，于是他就装作生意很忙的样子，拿起电话胡吹乱侃，还不停的甩出几个大数字，好像在谈一笔大买卖。

　　到了最后，他终于挂了电话，问来访的人，有事儿嘛?那个人回答，我是来给你安装电话的。

 

 

　　要否结婚：Wedding or Not

　　Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but never boiled over-just simmered. On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.

　　Upon his return he exclaimed, Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!

 

　　弗兰克叔叔七十八岁了，富有而健康。他是个终生单身汉。他曾追求过很多女孩，但从不过热----见好就收。一天他突发奇想，决定四处走走，去看看他那些接近一打的旧时女友。

　　他回来即叹道：嘘!谢天谢地幸亏我没娶那些女人中的任何一个。如今她们都成寡妇了!

 

 

　　班级、情人和蠢驴：Class, Lass and Ass

　　Class, Lass and Ass

　　Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,

　　so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow.

　　A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the c in the word class. The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the c erased--calmly walked up and erased the l in lass, looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.

 

　　班级、情人和蠢驴

　　汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面，因此他在黑板上写道：汤姆教授明天将和大家见面。

　　一位学生看到这条通知后，觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了，就走上前，将class中的c擦掉，将意思变为汤姆教授明天将和情妇见面。教授听到笑声，转过身走回来，看了看那位学生，又看看被改动过的通知，不动声色地走上前，把lass中的l擦掉，将意思改为汤姆教授明天将和蠢驴见面。看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生，教授扬长而去。