There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a ***a. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the ***a, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother.When the mother came out of her ***a to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn‘t a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid.When she saw her brother she asked him about the twins.He said, "The first one was a girl."The mother: "What did you name her?!?"Brother: "Denise!"The Mom: "Oh, wow, that‘s not bad! What about the second one?"Brother: "The second one was a boy."The Mom: "Oh, and what did you name him?"Brother: "Denephew."