"ITS A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isnt it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely nothing. Its a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated: "I have no idea how it works." "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. ITS JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Translated: "That girl standing on the corner is a real babe." "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOURE WORKING TOO HARD." Translated: "I cant hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THATS INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated: "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated: "I remember the theme song to F Troop, the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car Ive ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe." "OH, DONT FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, ITS NO BIG DEAL." Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that Im hurt." "I CANT FIND IT." Translated: "It didnt fall into my outstretched hands, so Im ***pletely clueless." "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Translated: "What did you catch me at?" "I HEARD YOU." Translated: "I havent the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you dont spend the next three days yelling at me." "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse." "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Translated: "Oh, God, please dont try on one more outfit, Im starving." "IM NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again." ps: 新做一个网站：名言佳句： https://quotes.go2live.cn/, 请君欣赏。