英语笑话 学校成绩单
分享一篇较短的英语 The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(愤怒的) as he read, 父亲在看他那满怀希望的.儿子带回来的学校成绩单。他边看边露出愤怒的表情: "English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair." and he gave a glance of disgust at the quakinglad(少年,小伙子). “英语,差;法语,差;数学,中。”他厌恶地瞥了在发抖的儿子一眼。 "Well, Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line which read, "health, excellent." “爸爸,”儿子说,“可能成绩不够理想。但您看到那一项了吗?”他指了指下一行:“健康状况,优。”类似笑话
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