One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪...Girl: Father, I have sinned.女孩:神父,我有罪。Preacher: What did you do, little girl?神父:孩子,你犯了什么罪呢?Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch."女孩:昨天,我骂了某个男人一句:“你这个狗娘养的。”Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?神父:为什么?他对你做了什么吗?Girl: He touched my breast.女孩:他...他摸我的胸部。Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)神父:你是说像这样子吗?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.女孩:(因为神父的举动而有一些害羞)嗯...是的。Preacher: That s no reason to call him that.神父:只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他。Girl: But he also took off my cloth.女孩:但是...他又把我的衣服脱掉。Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)神父:你是说像这样子吗?(神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服)Girl: Yes, that s what he did.女孩:是的,是这样子没错。Preacher: That s still no reason to call him that.神父:可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他。Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...女孩:然後...他把他的...那个...放到我的...那个...里面...Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)神父:(奸笑貌)你是说像这样子吗?(神父和女孩就那个那个了)
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that s what he did...女孩:(数分钟後)喔...是的...就是这样子...Preacher: My dear girl, that s still no reason to call him a...神父:我亲爱的孩子,就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个...」Girl: But he had AIDS!!女孩:但是他有AIDS呀!Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!神父:那个狗娘养的!!!类似笑话
热门笑话
- 笑到肚子痛的100个笑话儿童
- 关于鹦鹉的笑话集锦
- 佛家第一神咒——常念此咒能逢凶化吉,出入平安,人無橫禍!!
- 身分證尾數有「4個數字」,注定大富大貴,10個裡10個都會成富豪!
- 佛說:最好的禮貌是不多管閑事
- 方言笑话--河南篇
- 搞笑图片:大姐,你弯腰的瞬间,好像暴露了什么秘密!
- 中国古代笑话 爆笑100个
- 很污的污笑话段子 爆笑男女之间小故事
- 八十八 (打一字)
- 100个关于家庭的笑话大全
- 东北幽默小笑话
- 五年级下册古今冷笑话
- 儿童笑话大全100个笑破肚子疼 简短
- 5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本
- 200字幽默笑话小故事集锦
- 经典动物笑话大全爆笑50个
- 土豆的幽默笑话
- 每天靠牆豎腿30分鐘,一個月後,你會發現自己的腿大變樣了!
- 100个哄媳妇用的经典冷笑话