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小学生英语一:DeadTurtle "Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That’s all right. We’ll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we’ll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet. I don’t want you...." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Myrddin, your turtle is not dead after all." "Oh," the disappointed boy, wanting ice cream and a new pet, said. "Can I kill it?". 小学生故事二:Mixeddoubles Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: Please tell us something about it. Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, ’Domestic shame should not be published.’类似笑话
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