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　　第二天，杰克见到他的叔叔，他便如法炮制。这躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一惊，赶紧逃开了。更多尽在应届毕业生笑话网。

　　Marry Him

　　Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me? She asked her mother.

　　Marry him!

　　嫁给他

　　简很爱托尼，但是当他们一起出去的时候，托尼总是大手大脚地花钱，这使简感到很不安。我怎样才能不让托尼在我身上花那么多钱呢?她问自已的母亲。

　　嫁给他!

 

　　熊和兔子：The bear and the rabbit

　　There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie(神) in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said, I wish to be the only male bear in this forest. And he got his wish.

　　The rabbit said, I want a motorcycle helmet.(摩托车安全帽) And he got his wish.

　　The bear went up and said, I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female. And he got his wish.

　　The rabbit said, I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet(头盔;钢盔;帽盔;安全帽). And he got his wish.

　　The bear said, I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females. And he got his wish.

　　It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, I wish that bear was gay(男同性恋).

 

　　几月走的：Which Month Did He Go Away.

　　When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, When you bow to somebody next time, you can count 'January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, the ceremony will be perfect.

　　The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone . So he asked the passer, Which month did he go away?

　　杰克给人鞠躬，飞快地一点头，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂礼貌。于是便有好心的'人教他说，下次鞠躬的时候，你就在心里数：正月、二月、……一直数到十二月为止，然后再直起身来。这样，礼节就周全了。

　　第二天，杰克见到他的叔叔，他便如法炮制。这躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一惊，赶紧逃开了。杰克抬头一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便问过路人：我叔叔几月走的?