英语笑话大全爆笑故事

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　　英语笑话大全爆笑故事一：Always Thirsty

　　"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

　　"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

　　"No, but I am always thirsty!"

　　总感到口渴

　　一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

　　“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”

　　“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”

　　英语笑话大全爆笑故事二：图片和奶酪 the picture of the cheese

　　One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."

　　有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的厨房地板上窜过。她很害怕老鼠，所以她冲出屋子，搭上了公共汽车直奔商店。在那儿，她买了一只老鼠夹。店主告诉她："放点奶酪在里面，很快你就会逮住那只老鼠的'。"

　　The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.

　　这位女士带着鼠夹回到家里，但她没有在碗橱里找到奶酪。她不想再回到商店里去，因为已经很晚了。于是，她就从一份杂志中剪下一幅奶酪的图片放进了夹子。

　　Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!

　　令人称奇的是，这画有奶酪的图片竟然奏效了!第二天早上，这位女士下楼到厨房时，发现鼠夹里奶酪图片旁有一张画有老鼠的图片。

　　英语笑话大全爆笑故事三：他们很忙 They're Busy

　　One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

　　"May I speak to your parents? "

　　"They''re busy. "

　　"Oh. Is anybody else there? "

　　"The police. "

　　"Can I speak to them?"

　　"They''re busy. "

　　"Oh. Is anybody else there? "

　　"The firemen. "

　　"Can I speak to them? "

　　"They''re busy. "

　　"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they''re all busy? What are they doing?"

　　"Looking for me. "

　　电话铃响了，小男孩接了电话。

　　“请你父母听电话好吗?”

　　“他们很忙。”

　　“噢，那家里还有其他人吗?”

　　“还有警察。”

　　“我可以和他们说话吗?”

　　“他们很忙。”

　　“那还有其他人吗?”

　　“还有消防员。”

　　“我可以和他们说话吗?”

　　“他们也很忙。”

　　“请直接告诉我——你的父母、警察和消防员都在你家，但他们都很忙，他们到底在干什么?”

　　“在找我。”

　　英语笑话大全爆笑故事四：约会完成进行时 Appointment of the Perfect Continuous

　　A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? "

　　" Too bloody right. Gee, how are you men all always asking this question?"

　　一个小伙子问前来赴约的女孩：“你是第一次和男孩子约会吗?”

　　“那当然了。咦，怎么你们男孩子都爱问这个问题呀?”