英语小笑话带翻译3篇

　　导语：生活需要笑话，笑话能愉悦我们的心情，如下为英语带翻译欢迎欣赏!

　　英语小笑话带翻译篇1

　　a doctor came into the hospital ward and said to mr. johnson, "i have some good news and some bad news for you."

　　一位医生走进医院的病房，告诉强森先生：“我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。”

　　then mr. johnson said, "please, give me the good news first."

　　强森先生说：“请先告诉我好消息吧!”

　　so the doctor said, "the doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."

　　医生说：“本院的医师决定用你的.名字，来为一种不治之症命名。”

　　英语小笑话带翻译篇2

　　when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged(用肘轻推) him and said: "wake up, sir!"

　　当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒!”

　　"i wasn't asleep," the man answered.

　　“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

　　"not asleep? but you had your eyes closed."

　　“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”

　　"i know. i just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

　　“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

　　英语小笑话带翻译篇3

　　traveler: can i catch the three o'clock train to toronto?

　　旅行者：我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗?

　　ticket agent: that depends on how fast you can run. it left fifteen minutes ago.

　　售票员：那得看你跑得有多快。火车15分钟前开出。