简短的爆笑英语笑话

　　从笑话中学习英语，轻松自在，让你充满自信、左右逢源。今天我们就一起来看看简短的爆笑吧!

　　简短的爆笑英语笑话(一)

　　He is really somebody

　　-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

　　-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

　　-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

　　他真是一个大人物

　　-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

　　-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的?

　　-- 墓地守墓人。

　　简短的爆笑英语笑话(二)

　　Did You Know Him 你认识他吗

　　At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

　　I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?

　　Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.

　　在朋友家的一次宴会上，主人提起一位高中时的校友。一位客人问他读书期间，某位副校长是否也在职。

　　当然了，主人答道。他是我见过的最大的混蛋。你也认识他吗?

　　有点认识，客人回答。我妈妈上周六嫁给了他。

　　简短的.爆笑英语笑话(三)

　　We Left Nothing 　　Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She 　　locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman 　　on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING." 　　When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added: 　　"THANKS! WE HAVEN’T LEFT ANYTHING!"

　　布朗太太要外出一天。 她锁好了房门，在门上给送牛奶的人钉了一张便条：“家里没人，请不要留下任何东西!” 她当天晚上回家后发现房间门被撞开，房子被洗劫一空。在她留给送奶人的便条上，她发现被补充了一句：“谢谢!我们什么也没留下!”

 

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