英语笑话区别

　　When I take a long time, I am slow.

　　我做事情花了长时间，是效率低；

　　When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

　　老板做事情花了长时间，是深思熟虑。

　　When I don't do it, I am lazy.

　　我没有做完事情，是懒惰；

　　When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.

　　老板没有做完事情，是太繁忙。

　　When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.

　　没有人告诉我的事情我做了，是自作聪明；

　　When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

　　老板做了同样的`事情，是首创

　　When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.

　　我取悦老板，是献媚；

　　When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.

　　老板取悦他的老板，是合作。

　　I do good, my boss never remembers.

　　我干得好，老板从来不会想起；

　　When I do wrong, he never forgets.

　　我干得不好，老板从来不会忘记。