逗乐英语笑话集锦
笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!今天我们就一起来看看逗乐集锦吧!逗乐英语笑话集锦(一)
宁愿给你买一件礼物 While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. 旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。 "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." “没关系”，他说，“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺”。 Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift." 妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。逗乐英语笑话集锦(二)
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. 曾经有只蜗牛，它对自己动作慢的名声感到了厌恶和疲倦。 Hedecided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. 他决心去弄些跑得飞快的轮子来改变这种境况。 After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. 逛了一圈之后，它决定买Datson 240-Z。 So the snail goes to the nearest Datsundealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S". 去了最近的Datsun经销店，去买Datson 240-Z，但是它想把这辆车重新刷漆，改称240-S。 The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?" 经销商问：“为什么是S呢?” The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. 蜗牛回答说：“‘s’代表蜗牛。 I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving." 我想让每一个看见我呼啸而过的人知道是谁在开车。” Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, 经销商不想失去把汽车卖给蜗牛这样一个机会， so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee. 所以他同意收取些许费用，把车重新涂漆。 The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. 蜗牛开着它的新车，把自己的`余生都用在了快乐地高速行使在告诉公路上。 And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!" 而不论何时任何人看见它飞驰而过的时候，都会说：“哦!看那S-car 。”逗乐英语笑话集锦(三)
They are liberated My husband, a brawny-looking man, had injured his back andcould barely walk. On the way to doctor, we stopped for gas at aself-serve station dragged my eight-months-pregnant form out frombehind the steering wheel and began pumping. Two men nearby looked at my husband, who was resting in thecar, and then glanced at me. “Well,” I heard one say to the other,“They are liberated, you know.” ——Ellen McQuarrie (Laveen, Ariz.) 她们被解放了 我丈夫看起来是个很强壮的男人，他的背部受了伤，几乎不能走路。在去看医生的路上，我们在自助站加油，我拖着八个月大的身孕从方向盘后面出来，开始加油。 附近有两个男人看着当时正在车里休息的我丈夫，然后看了我一眼。“哎，”我听见一个对另一个说，“你知道，她们被解放了。” ——爱伦. 迈考利(Laveen ，亚利桑那州)更多相关的文章：
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