三年级英语短笑话带翻译

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　　三年级英语短笑话带翻译一：

　　You Do Have a Problem

　　你真是有问题了!

　　A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to the bathroom.

　　一位老兄对医生说明他上厕所有困难。

　　"Do you urinate in the morning?" asked the doctor.

　　“你早上有小便吗?，’医生问他。

　　"Yeah, every morning at six o'clock. "

　　“有，每天早上六点钟。”

　　"And how are your bowel movements?"

　　“那大便情况如何?"

　　"Seven o'clock every morning, just like clockwork. "

　　“像时钟一样，我每天准时七点钟上大号。”

　　"So what's the problem?"

　　“那问题到底出在哪里呢?"

　　"I don't get up until eight. "

　　“我八点钟才起床。”

　　三年级英语短笑话带翻译二：

　　Make a Wish!

　　许个愿吧!

　　Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a woman beating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread.

　　每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都会经过一户人家，他总是看见一个女人用一条面包打她儿子的'头部。

　　But on this particular day, he noticed that she was hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.

　　但今天却比较特别，他发现她正用一块巧克力蛋糕打他的头。

　　Unable to restrain his curiosity, he rang the doorbell and the woman answered.

　　他忍不住好奇，便按了那户人家的门铃。女人听了铃声，出来开门。

　　"Madam, I couldn't help but notice that every day you beat your child with a loaf of bread. . . "

　　“这位太太，每天经过这里我都忍不住会注意到你用一条面包打你儿子……”

　　"That's true ."

　　"那倒是不假……"

　　"And yet today I observed that you were hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.

　　"可是今天我却看见你用一块巧克力蛋糕打他。"

　　“Well, today's his birthday. ”

　　“今天是他生日嘛。”

　　三年级英语短笑话带翻译三：

　　Home Sweet Home

　　还是家里好

　　A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa.

　　一位外科医生刚从非洲狩猎回来。

　　"How did it go?" asked his colleagues.

　　“这次打猎顺利吗?”同僚问道。

　　"Oh , it was very disappointing," replied the surgeon.

　　“喔，实在太令人失望了，”外科医生答道。

　　"I didn't kill a thing. In fact, I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital. "

　　“我什么也没猎杀到，实际上，还是待在医院里比较有成就感。”