英语短篇笑话:I'm the groom 我是新郎

　　A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

　　在一个小镇上，一位警官拦住了大街上超速行驶的汽车司机。

　　“但是，长官，”他开始试图解释，“我可以解释”

　　“安静点，我会让你在狱中冷静下来，直到警长回来。”警官说。

　　“但是，警官，我只是想说……”司机不甘心。

　　“我说保持安静!你要进监狱!”(交警才不管那么多呢!)

　　几个小时之后，警官对他说，“你很幸运，警长去参加他女儿的.婚礼。他会在他心情好的时候再回来。”

　　“别指望了，”司机回答，“我就是新郎。”