爆笑笑话双语版
老外的爆笑英文麻将解读 双语
牌面解释
饼(又名筒)：Bing
琐(又名条)：Suo
万：Wan
The suit of 3 patterns. 三个一样的牌算一套;
Number 1-9 in each pattern. 数字1到9，只要连续三个也可以凑成一套;
4 tiles of each number. 一个数字下有四张牌。
东：Dong (East)
南：Nan (South)
西：Xi (West)
北：Bei (North)
The suit of 4 winds, 4 of each wind. 四张方位牌可凑成一套，每个方位四张牌。
中：Zhong (red center)
發：Fa Cai (getting rich) → 小编我喷了……
白板：Bai Ban (white board)
The suit of Zhong fa bai, 4 of each. 中發白三张牌可为一套，每种四张牌。
Total: 136 tile. 总共136张牌。
游戏规则
1. Getting ready: 4 players with 34 unknown teles before each side.
1. 开始：四人围坐，每人面前有34张扣起来的牌。
2. Each player takes in 13 tiles by turn.
2. 每人轮流摸进13张牌。
3. Keep taking in new tiles and discarding useless tiles one by one in turn.
3. 轮流摸进新的牌、打出不要的牌。
4. Organize the right settlement to win. (4 X 3 tile suits + 1 pair = 14 tiles)
4. 把牌组织成正确的组合就赢了(4套3张的牌加上一对，即14张牌)。
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双语爆笑 男孩想吃饼干
A boy had eaten a lot of cookies, but he wanted more.
一个男孩吃了很多饼干，但还想吃。
His father said to him, "Don't eat any more, or your stomach will explode."
他的父亲对他说：“不要再吃了，不然你的肚子就会爆炸。”
The boy said, "Never mind. When I'm eating once again, you can stand aside."
男孩说：“不要紧。我再吃时，你可以躲开。”
双语爆笑 在去幼儿园的路上
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.
在去幼儿园的路上，一个医生把听诊器留在了车座上。她的.小女儿拿起听诊器玩了起来。
"My daughter wants to follow inm my footsteps!" thought the doctor.“女儿想接我的班!”
医生想道。Then the child spoke into the instrument, "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
接着，小女孩对着听诊器说道：“欢迎光临麦当劳。您要点什么?”
双语爆笑 米奇拒绝吃药
Mickey refused to take the medicine, so his mother swashed him and said, "Hurry to take it down, or I'll call the police."
米奇拒绝吃药，于是他的妈妈吓唬他说：“赶快吃下去，不然我就去叫警察。”
"Does the police like to take the medicine, mama?" Mickey asked curiously.
“妈妈，警察喜欢吃药吗?”米奇好奇地问道。
双语爆笑：不喜欢新出生的小妹妹
1. Nurse: "Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?"
保姆：“约翰尼，你不喜欢新出生的小妹妹吗?”
Johnny: "She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had just got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him"
约翰尼：“她还可以，但他要是一个男孩就好了。威利史密斯刚有一个新出生的小妹妹，现在他会认为我是想跟他学一样。”
双语爆笑 童言童趣乐翻天：大苹果一定没有睡
It was so late. Frank lay in bed and demanded his mother to peel the apple for him.
天很晚了。弗兰克躺在床上，要妈妈给他削苹果吃。
"It's so late, sonny, that apples have already gone to bed."
“孩子，太晚了，苹果已经睡觉了。”
"No, they won't, mama. The small apples may have gone to bed, but the big ones mustn't."
“不，不会的，妈妈。小苹果可能睡了，但大苹果一定没有睡。”