关于英语幽默笑话之童真童趣
1. Nurse: "Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?"
保姆：“约翰尼，你不喜欢新出生的小妹妹吗？”
Johnny: "She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had just got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him"
约翰尼：“她还可以，但他要是一个男孩就好了。威利史密斯刚有一个新出生的小妹妹，现在他会认为我是想跟他学样。”
2. Mickey refused to take the medicine, so his mother swashed him and said, "Hurry to take it down, or I'll call the police."
米奇拒绝吃药，于是他的妈妈吓唬他说：“赶快吃下去，不然我就去叫警察。”
"Does the police like to take the medicine, mama?" Mickey asked curiously.
“妈妈，警察喜欢吃药吗？”米奇好奇地问道。
3. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.
在去幼儿园的路上，一个医生把听诊器留在了车座上。她的小女儿拿起听诊器玩了起来。
"My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!" thought the doctor.
“女儿想接我的班！”医生想道。
Then the child spoke into the instrument, "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
接着，小女孩对着听诊器说道：“欢迎光临麦当劳。您要点什么？”
4. A boy had eaten a lot of cookies, but he wanted more.
一个男孩吃了很多饼干，但还想吃。
His father said to him, "Don't eat any more, or your stomach will explode."
他的.父亲对他说：“不要再吃了，不然你的肚子就会爆炸。”
The boy said, "Never mind. When I'm eating once again, you can stand aside."
男孩说：“不要紧。我再吃时，你可以躲开。”
5. It was so late. Frank lay in bed and demanded his mother to peel the apple for him.
天很晚了。弗兰克躺在床上，要妈妈给他削苹果吃。
"It's so late, sonny, that apples have already gone to bed."
“孩子，太晚了，苹果已经睡觉了。”
"No, they won't, mama. The small apples may have gone to bed, but the big ones mustn't."
“不，不会的，妈妈。小苹果可能睡了，但大苹果一定没有睡。”