小学生爆笑英语笑话五篇
小学生爆笑篇一
"I'm going to draw a picture of God," a four-year-old girl said to her teacher.
一个4岁的女孩对老师说：“我要画一幅上帝的画像。”
"But nobody knows what God looks like," the teacher said.
老师说：“可谁也不知道上帝长什么模样。”
"They will know when I've finished," came the reply.
“等我画好后，他们就会知道的`。“小女孩回答说。
小学生爆笑英语笑话篇二
Two sisters were looking at a book of religious pictures and came across a painting of theVirgin and the baby Jesus.
姐妹俩在看一本宗教画册时，刚好看到一幅圣母玛利亚和圣婴耶稣的图画。
"See there," said the older sister, "that's Jesus, and that's his mother."
姐姐说：“瞧，这是耶稣，这是他的妈妈。”
"Where's his dad?" the younger girl wanted to know.
“他的爸爸在哪里?”妹妹想知道。
Her sister thought for a moment and explained, "Oh, he's taking the picture."
姐姐想了一会儿，解释道：“噢，他正在拍照。”
小学生爆笑英语笑话篇三
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest boy and returned to her.
一位女士圣诞节购物时丢了钱包。一个诚实的小男孩捡到了钱包，还给了她。
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm...that's funny. When I lost my purse there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
她看了看钱包，说：“嗯……真有趣。我丢钱包时，里面有一张20元的钞票。现在却有20张一元的钞票。”
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
那个男孩马上回答说：“没错，太太。上次我捡到一位女士的钱包，她没有零钱酬谢。”
小学生爆笑英语笑话篇四
Two boys are talking about the sun and the moon. "Which one of them is more useful?" asked one of them.
两个男孩在谈论太阳和月亮。“它们中哪个更有用?”其中一个问道。
"Of course the moon is. The moon is in the sky when it's dark, but the sun is in the sky in the daytime when nobody needs it."
“当然是月亮。月亮在天黑时挂在天空，但太阳是在白天谁也不需要它时挂在天空。”
小学生爆笑英语笑话篇五
roast pig
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
烤乳猪
一位先生去赴宴迟到了，匆忙入座后，发现自己的座位正对着乳猪，于是大为高兴的说：“还不错，我坐在乳猪的旁边。”这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视，他忙陪笑改口到：“对不起，我说的是那只烤好的。”