英文笑话大全

　　英文笑话大全一：

　　Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating?

　　Cassandra: Brotherly love?

　　英文笑话大全二：

　　Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!"The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

　　英文笑话大全三：

　　A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby."From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine.""Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."