英文笑话故事带翻译

　　英文带翻译一：

　　Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out "Hey, why did you do that?" The driver says, "Don't worry about it, my brother does it all the time."

　　两个男人开车前行，路遇一红灯，司机呼啸而过。乘客大叫：“嘿!你干吗这样做?”司机说：“别担心，我兄弟经常这么干。”

　　They came to another red light, and the same thing happens. The passenger is visibly upset and threatens to get out of the car the next chance he gets. At the next light, which is green, the driver slams on his brakes and comes to a screeching halt(停).

　　又遇一红灯，司机依旧呼啸而过。乘客显然愤怒了，威胁说如果下次再闯红灯他就下车。路遇一绿灯，司机猛踩刹车，车子嘎然而止。

　　The passenger is confused and asks, "What the heck is wrong with you? You ran two red lights but you stop at the green one."

　　乘客迷惑了，问道：“你有病吧?刚才闯了两个红灯，现在绿灯了你倒停了。”

　　The driver responds: "My brother might be coming from the other way!"

　　司机回答：“我兄弟可能会从那边过来。”

　　英文笑话故事带翻译二：

　　Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。

　　It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

　　这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”

　　英文笑话故事带翻译三：

　　A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

　　一对夫妇结婚已经25年了，正在一起庆祝他们的`结婚纪念日和60岁生日。

　　During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

　　正庆祝时，一位仙女从天而降说25年来他们一直相亲相爱，她将实现他们每个人一个愿望。

　　The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

　　妻子说想环游世界。仙女握住了她的手，只听轰的一声。妻子手中出现了各种入场券和票。

　　Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

　　接着就该丈夫许愿了。他顿了一下，然后不好意思地说：“嗯，我想要一个比我年轻30岁的妻子。”

　　The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

　　仙女拿起魔杖，只听轰的一声!丈夫变成90岁的老翁了。