英语笑话带翻译简单的
带翻译简单的一: In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing(吼叫)baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert." A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended(称赞,表扬) for trying to soothe(安慰) your son, Albert."The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert. 一个人在超市里推着购物车,一个小孩子在车里不停的大吵大叫。推车的男人一直温柔地念叨着:”别激动,阿尔伯特,别嚷出来,阿尔伯特,别叫,阿尔伯特,冷静,阿尔伯特。"站在他旁边的一位女士对他说道:“您能这样安慰您的'儿子阿尔伯特真的让我们感到很不容易。”男人看着那位女士说:“太太,我是阿尔伯特。 英语笑话带翻译简单的二: A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break downconjugal(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy." 以戒酒为主题的演讲比赛正在进行,一个演讲者动情地说:“酒精可以破坏夫妻关系,甚至导致妻子离开自己的丈夫……”这时一个男人大声喊:“再来一瓶白兰地!” 英语笑话带翻译简单的三: At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.The owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate reward him or her."On hearing the news, another chap(小伙子,家伙) shouts out:" 拍卖会上,有人的包丢了,里面装有重要文件。物主说:“有谁拣到送还,我将拿出200美元以表酬谢。”话刚出口,就听有人喊:“我出300美元。”类似笑话
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