小学英语笑话小短文
Writing A Composition One day in class,the teacher assigned his students to write a composition‘If I Am a Manager’. All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.“I am waiting for my secretary,”was the boy’s answer. 写 一天,在作文课上,老师给同学们布置了一篇作文,题目是“假如我是个经理”。 除了一个男孩之外,所有的同学都立刻动手写了起来。老师感到很奇怪,于是他走近这个学生去问个究竟。“我正在等我的秘书,”男孩回答说。 An Abstract Drawing One day in a drawing class,the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing. After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher looked at it but saw nothing,only a piece of white paper. “What did you draw”said the teacher. “A cow eats grass.”the boy answered. “Where is the grass2” “The cow has eaten it up.”replied the boy. “Well,but where is the cowl”the teacher asked again. “It ate up the grass and then went away to drink water.” 一幅抽象画 一天美术课上,老师要同学们画一幅抽象画。 一会儿工夫,一个小男孩交了他的作品。老师看了看。可上面什么也没有,只不过是一张白纸。 “你画的'是什么呀?”老师说。 “牛吃草。”孩子答道。 “草呢?” “牛把草吃光了。”孩子说。 “那么,牛到哪去了?”老师又问。 “吃完草,牛便喝水去了。” I'm Glad A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.Well done. Who was that?My granny.Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’! 我很高兴 一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在,孩子们,她说:你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?我,老师,一个小男孩说:昨天我就使别人高兴过。做得好,是谁呢?我奶奶。好孩子,现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。是这样的,老师。我昨天去看她,在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说:‘奶奶,我要回家了。’她说:‘啊,我很高兴!’类似笑话
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