初中英语笑话

　　初中一：WhoDiscoveredAustralia?

　　Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.

　　Johnny: It’s there, sir.

　　Teacher: That’s right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?

　　Sammy: Johnny, sir.

　　初中英语笑话二：I’mgivingthemtheshells

　　Mother: Billy, what are you doing?

　　Billy: I am feeding the monkey. I’m giving them half my peanuts.

　　Mother: That’s nice.

　　Billy: Yes, I’m giving them the shells

　　Mother: That’s nice.