初中英语笑话
初中一：WhoDiscoveredAustralia? Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny. Johnny: It’s there, sir. Teacher: That’s right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia? Sammy: Johnny, sir. 初中英语笑话二：I’mgivingthemtheshells Mother: Billy, what are you doing? Billy: I am feeding the monkey. I’m giving them half my peanuts. Mother: That’s nice. Billy: Yes, I’m giving them the shells Mother: That’s nice.