英语笑话大全30字

　　大全30字一：

　　"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it.""Well," said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more."

　　英语笑话大全30字二：

　　"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it.""Well," said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more."

　　英语笑话大全30字三：

　　Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.