25 Things You`ll Never Hear
1. Lets wash the car.
2. Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
3. ***e to think of it, Ill have a Heineken.
4. You cant feed that to the dog.
5. Thats enough ketchup on those eggs.
6. No kids in the back of the pickup!
7. Wrasslins fake.
8. That Civil War documentary was excellent.
9. That aroma? Im baking fresh bagels. 10. Ive got a problem with people who still fly the Confederate flag. 11. Here are my keys, Im too drunk to drive. 12. Baby... Those jeans are too tight. 13. Dont tie it on top of the car. 14. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 15. Trim the fat off that steak. 16. Whyd you cut the sleeves off your t-shirt? 17. Dont spray primer there... 18. Put that dog on a leash! 19. New York Citys an ideal place to vacation. 20. My mobile home is clean AND storm proof. 21. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. 22. I wouldnt drive an American make if you paid me. 23. I aint riding with you unless both headlights work. 24. Its January, take the Christmas lights down. 25. Checkmate!
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