英语版短笑话带翻译

　　总是有些时候莫名其妙的不开心，心情不佳的时候就会办什么都不在状态，你会这样么?这里小编收集整理了英语短笑话大全带翻译，让你的心情速速好起来。

　　英语版短笑话带翻译一：我教老师

　　Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?

　　Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.

　　母亲问她年幼的儿子：宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么?

　　儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。

　　英语版短笑话带翻译二：I've Just Bitten My Tongue

　　"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

　　"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"

　　"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

　　Notes:

　　(1) poisonous adj.有毒的

　　(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。

　　我刚咬破自己的舌头

　　“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

　　“是的'，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么?”

　　“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

　　英语版短笑话带翻译三：一次物理考试

　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

　　The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

　　Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

　　在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

　　这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?

　　尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

　　英语版短笑话带翻译四：How much English can you speak?

　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to

　　be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his

　　way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

　　The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

　　The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

　　"法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。

　　而且，他只会说几个英语单词。"

　　法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文?"

　　被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我!"