英语小笑话精彩集锦
看一些，既能让我们掌握英语知识，也能开心，何乐而不为呢?今天我们就一起来看看英语精彩集锦吧!
英语小笑话精彩集锦【
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why is he howling.
他为什么喊
dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet.
牙医：请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的.牙呢。
patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀!
英语小笑话精彩集锦【
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who was the first man
谁是第一个男人
a teacher said to her class：
有个老师问班上的学生：
“who was the first man?”
“谁是第一个男人?”
“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly.
“乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。
“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.
“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢?”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。
“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”
小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。”
but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
英语小笑话精彩集锦【
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excuse for speeding
赶紧到达那里
harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.
哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。
"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
“你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。
"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”