关于足球的英语笑话

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　　关于足球的英语笑话【

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　　Can his football come out to play

　　George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, "Can Albert come out to play?"

　　"No," said the mother, "It's too cold."

　　"Well, then," said George, "Can his football come out to play?"

　　关于足球的英语笑话【

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　　Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

　　"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

　　"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

　　麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。”

　　“为什么它会让你迟到呢？”老师问道。

　　“因为这两个队都没有能力获胜，所以就持续的时间长了。”麦克回答说。