A dead woman ***es into the morgue and a man starts to examine her and he notices a shrimp sticking out of her snatch.
He runs upstairs and tells his boss that there is a jumbo shrimp sticking out of Mrs. McGruders snatch! His boss follows him down into the morgue and pulls back the sheets and says, "You jerk! Thats not a shrimp; thats her clit!!!" "Well it tasted like shrimp!" replied the other.