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A Speeding Motorist
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2024-04-26 01:00:00

A Speeding Motorist

  A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.

  "Yes, sir," replied the driver.

  "Then why didn't you pull over immediately?"

  "I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.

  一位公路巡警截住了一个超速司机。“难道你不知道闪烁灯和警笛的意思吗?”他责问道。

  “知道,长官,”司机回答说。

  “那你为什么不立即靠边停车?”

  “我本来想这样做的,长官。”那男子回答说,“但上个月我妻子和一位警察私奔了,我是害怕你把她带回来。”

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