好笑的英语笑话集

　　笑话来源于生活，经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言。下面小编马上为你带来好笑的集，希望你会喜欢。

　　好笑的英语笑话一

　　No matter 没关系

　　A well-dressed woman got on a bus. She handed a ten-dollar note to the drive and said: "Sorry, I have no nickels."

　　The driver took the note and said: "It doesn't matter, lady, You would soon get back 199 nickels."

　　一个穿着很考究的女人上了 一部公共汽车。她拿出一张10美元的钞票给司机，说：“对不起，我没有硬币。”

　　司机接过钞票时说：“没关系，太太，你很快就会取回199个硬币的`。”

　　好笑的英语笑话二

　　医生，有人在我床底下

　　Somebody under my bed

　　Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"

　　"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

　　"How much do you charge?"

　　"A hundred dollars per visit."

　　"I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.

　　Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

　　"For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10."

　　"Is that so! How?"

　　"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!"

　　好笑的英语笑话三

　　An ingenious idea 一个好办法

　　A man told the doctor that his wife had lost her voice and asked what he could do about it.

　　The doctor said, "Try getting home late some night. It's good method."

　　有个人对医生说他的妻子不说话了，问他该怎么办。

　　医生说：“你试试哪天晚上很晚才回家吧。这是个好办法。”