精选逗人英语笑话

　　生活需要笑话，笑话能愉悦我们的心情，今天我们就一起来看看精选逗人吧!

　　精选逗人英语笑话(一)

　　死后重生

　　"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

　　"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.

　　"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."

　　“你相信人死后仍有生命吗?”老板问他的一个员工。

　　“是的，先生。”这个新员工回答说。

　　“哦，那么，这样说来一切就很正常了，”老板继续说，“在你今早离开，去参加你奶奶的葬礼，她来看你了。”

　　精选逗人英语笑话(二)

　　harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.

　　哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。

　　"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.

　　“你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。

　　"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!

　　“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”

　　精选逗人英语笑话(三)

　　A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

　　During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

　　The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

　　Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

　　The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

　　一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。

　　庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的`恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。

　　妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。

　　接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻，害羞地说，“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。”

　　仙女拾起了魔术棒。“呯!”，他变成了90岁。