英语笑话故事 大全

　　A Clever Panda

　　A little panda picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home. But the pumpkin is too big. The panda can’t take it home.

　　Suddenly she sees a bear riding a bike toward her. She watches the bike. “I know! I have a good idea.” she jumps and shouts happily, “I can roll a pumpkin. It’s like a wheel.”

　　So she rolls the pumpkin to her home. When her mother sees the big pumpkin, she is surprised, “Oh, my God! How can you carry it home?” the little panda answers proudly, “I can’t lift it, but I can roll it.” Her mother smiled and says，“What a clever girl! Use you heard to do something,”

　　聪明的熊猫

　　一只小熊猫摘了一只大南瓜，想把它拿回家。但是这只南瓜太大了，她没有办法把这么大的南瓜带回家。

　　突然她看见一只狗熊骑着一辆自行车朝她这边来。她看着自行车，跳着说：“有了!我有办法了。我可以把南瓜滚回家去。南瓜好像车轮。

　　于是她把那瓜滚回家。当她妈妈看到这只大南瓜的时候，很惊讶：“天啊!这么食的南瓜!你是怎么把它带回家来的?”小熊猫自豪地说;“我拎不动它，可是我能滚动它啊!”她妈妈微笑着说：“真聪明啊!记住：只要你肯动脑筋，没有难办的事。”

　　The Clever King Solomon

　　Long, long ago, there was a king. Solomon was his name. He was very clever.

　　In his country, there were two women. They lived in the same house and each had a child.

　　One night, one of the babies died. The dead baby’s mother took the other woman’s baby, and put it in her own bed.

　　The next morning , they had a quarrel.

　　“No, this is my baby!” The dead is yours!”

　　Each one wanted the living baby. So they went to see King Solomon.

　　“Bring me a knife, cut the child into two and five each woman one half.” said the King.

　　“Oh. Your Majesty! Give her my baby. Please don’t kill my baby!”

　　Then King Solomon pointed to the woman in teas and said, “Give the baby to her. She is the mother.”

　　聪明的国王所罗门

　　很久很久之前，有一位国王，他的名字叫所罗门，他非常聪明。

　　在他的国家里，有两位妇女，她们住在同一间房子里。各有一个婴儿。

　　一天夜里，其中一个婴儿死了。他的妈妈抱另一位妇女的小孩，把他放在自己的床上。

　　第二天早上，他们发生了争吵。

　　“不，这是我的'孩子!这个死的是你的!”

　　他们都想要这个活着的孩子，于是她们去见所罗门国王。

　　“给我拿把刀来，把这个孩子切成两半，没人一半。”国王判决道。

　　“哦，陛下，把我的孩子给她吧。请不要杀了我的孩子!”一位母亲哭喊道。

　　于是所罗门指着流泪的妇女说：“把孩子给她，她是真正的母亲。”