超简短英语笑话3则

　　他为什么要叫唤 Why is He Howling

　　Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.

　　Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!

　　牙医：请不要再叫了，我都还没有挨着你的牙齿啊!

　　病人：但是，亲，你可知道，你踩到我脚了!!!

　　离婚 divorce

　　A husband and wife,both 91,stood before a judge,asking for a divorce."I don't understand,"He said,"Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"

　　the husband explained "Well , you see,We wanted to wait until the children died."

　　有一个丈夫和妻子都是91岁，他们站在法官面前，要求离婚。“我不明白，”法官说，“你们为什么到了这把年纪还要离婚?”

　　丈夫解释道：“嗯，你是知道的`，我们以前是哟等到孩子们都死了。”

　　一年后 In a year

　　Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a year.

　　Customer: Good gracious! In a year?

　　Palmist: Yes, but I can't say in which.

　　手相大师：你手上的生命线显示出你还有一年将会死去。