英语笑话推荐 视力训练

　　搞笑的一则

　　The squad were having “visual training”. One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field.The party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots， but unhesitatinglythe recruit replied： “Sixteen men and a sergeant，sir.” “Right;but how do you know there's a sergeant there?” “He's not doing any digging,sir.”

　　班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的'新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方，那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。 “十六个兵外加一个中士，长官。” “正确，可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?” “他不干活，长官。”