带翻译的幽默英语小笑话

　　：一分钟一块钱

　　A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

　　一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。

　　Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."

　　考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着：“一分一块钱。”

　　The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.

　　第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。其中一个学生不但得到了试卷还得到64块钱的.找零。

 

　　儿童英语：好坏消息

　　Good news: Two boys went out climbing trees.

　　好消息：两名男童出去爬树。

　　Bad news: wone of them fell out.

　　坏消息：其中有一人摔下来了。

　　Good news: There was a hammock beneath him.

　　好消息：他下面有一个吊床。

　　Bad news: There was a rake beside the hammock.

　　坏消息：吊床旁边有一个耙子。

　　Good news: He missed the rake.

　　好消息：他和耙子擦肩而过。

　　Bad news: He missed the hammock too !

　　坏消息：他也和吊床擦肩而过!