校园师生之间的英文笑话

　　

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1、Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

　　老师:为什么你天天早晨都迟到?

　　Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

　　汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".

　　

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2、Two Birds 两只鸟

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　老师：请说说看。

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

　　

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3、The Fish Net 鱼网

　　"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

　　"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的'吗，安?" 老师发问道。

　　"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

　　"把很多小孔用绳索栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

　　

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4、The New Teacher 新老师

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

　　"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

　　"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问。

　　"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said.

　　"妈妈，我不喜欢，由于她说3加3得

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6, 可后来又说2加4也得

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6。"

　　that two and four were six too....."

　　

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5、A physics Examination 一次物理考试

　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates

　　在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个题目。

　　were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then

　　这个题目是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?

　　hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

　　尼克的回答是：由于眼睛在前，耳朵在后。